A most well-deserved vacation

A most well-deserved vacation… and no surprises.

By: A Yatzar

Sunny blue skies radiate happily through the cotton ball clouds. Fragrant flowers tickle the senses, mingling with an invigorating hint of fresh-cut grasses.

Bountiful greenery surrounds you, and serenity settles in as you enjoy lazy daydreams against a backdrop of gentle breezes and twittering birds.

A zero gravity lounge chair comfortably ensconces you in its comforting embrace, a cold glass of ice water at your side.

Butterflies flit happily among the flora, alternately complementing and contrasting colors dancing in the sunbeams.

A few blocks away, the lake gently laps against the dock, as time seems to slow down. Ducks paddle the placid waters, occasionally dipping in for a cool drink or an enticing swim. Fish school happily, playing off the cooler waters below, and the sun-drenched, warmer waters above.

Lily pads bob gently among the cheerful yellow water flowers where the lake narrows to a stream. Pools reflecting the skies and pretty green shore plants, quicken to babbling ripples.

A short drive away, the ocean plays a never-ending game of ping pong with the sandy beach, and seagulls add their calls to the din. A boardwalk, set back from the water, bustles with the fun sights and sounds of young ones strolling in and out of the tourist traps.

Your mind drifts to wonderful times. Lifecycle moments celebrated, vacations, nachas reports, and pleasant memories of happy days gone by.

Ahhh serenity…

If we can only bottle such moments and pull them out when we feel a real need to recreate them.

In the meantime, enjoy the view and the pleasant feeling of ultimate relaxation.

A cool sip from the cup at your side makes you think of the delightful breakfast you just had. When was the last time you had so many delicious choices? Or kosher breakfast cafes for that matter?

Lunch brings a whole slew of more options. Hmmm. Go simple with pizza or a falafel? Boldly try that new kosher fusion place everyone’s talking about? Stay milchig and finish it off with ice cream, and a frappe?

Decisions, decisions. Either plan your fancy now or just laze in the moment and enjoy the calm. You can always decide when you’re ready to go.

Whatever your choice, the boardwalk and walking paths adjoining the lake beckon, always nearby for you to work off your delicious choice in a most delightful setting.

And when you’re done with that, your choice of dinner venues is virtually unmatched.

At night you sink into a beautiful set of designer linens amid comfortable furnishings as you reflect on a most perfect day. And the knowledge that tomorrow is another day, a blank page for you to fill with the most delightful experiences.

This is the vacation you’ve dreamed of. And you didn’t even have to fly there.

“How did you find this place?”, your friends ask, as you tell them about your most perfect vacation in so many ways., you tell them. By the Weinberger family of fame. As a customer in one of their beautiful kosher Florida properties, I was thrilled that they had expanded their operations to the tri-state area as well.

The best part? I knew I’d have no unpleasant surprises. Everything was exactly what I wanted, and there were options in so many great neighborhoods to choose from! I was treated with the same professionalism, warmth, and friendliness I know and love from my previous experiences with them.

Purveyors of fine kosher vacation suites, kosher villas, and homes in the Lakewood NJ area and beyond, your next much deserved relaxation needn’t cross borders or put you through a torturous TSA security check.

Simply come and see for yourself what makes your most perfect kosher vacation yet.

Who knows… you might just find yourself poetically describing the most perfect surroundings, too.



To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pursue pain, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful.